Entries from December 2011 ↓

AdFreak’s Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 10-1

It's been a crazy year on AdFreak. This week, we're counting down the 50 most-read stories on the blog in 2011 (not counting the features shown in the sidebar). We wrap today with the top 10. Thanks for reading this year. Happy New Year—see you in 2012.

  1. Oops. PR Exec Calls Blogger a 'F*cking Bitch' in an Email

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  2. Horror Channel Rolls Out World's Gnarliest Bowling Balls

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  3. Ladies Get Naked in Public for New Zappos Campaign

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  4. Nivea Apologizes for Wanting to 'Re-Civilize' Black Man

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  5. Single Grunt From Random Actor Makes AT&T Spot Explode

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  6. McDonald's Print Ad From Finland Confuses and Frightens

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  7. Lowe's in Facebook Hell as Racist Comments Pile Up

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  8. Ikea Debuts Mänland, a Daycare for Men While Women Shop

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  9. Got PMS? Have a Glass of Milk, You Crazy Bitch

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  10. ChapStick Gets Itself in a Social Media Death Spiral

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Previously:
AdFreak's Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 50-41
AdFreak's Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 40-31
AdFreak's Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 30-21
AdFreak's Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 20-11

Gaming Firm Responds to PR Nightmare With 1,200-Word Press Release

More than 16,000 emails, many of them made up largely of obscenities, have flooded into the small video-game controller company at the center of this week's epic PR meltdown, according to the man who says he was brought in to clean up the debris. (Check out our previous post for details.) "Some of the emails are just vitriol, but some are valid, even large-scale customers," says Moisés Chiullan, the new press agent for N-Control's Avenger controller. "We're going to respond to every single one of them." The email deluge began when popular webcomic Penny Arcade posted the transcript of a customer's heated email exchange with the controller company's previous PR point man, Paul Christoforo of Ocean Marketing, whose wretched customer-service skills were matched only by his wretched spelling. Attempting to salvage the Avenger's reputation and clarify that Christoforo is no longer in the picture, N-Control has issued a lengthy and detailed press release, which you can read verbatim after the jump. In addition to the abject apologies and finger pointing you might expect, there are quite a few entertaining tidbits, such as Chiullan's official comment on his predecessor: "We have to move forward and take care of Avenger's customers. I can't worry about the fact that there isn't a bus big enough for me to throw Paul Christoforo under. The internet did that for me. I think they set him on fire too." Unsurprisingly, Christoforo tells Kotaku that he feels like "the entire world was bullying me" and he probably should have handled it "a little better."

*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ***

AVENGER CONTROLLER DISMISSES MARKETING CONSULTANT, TAKES BACK MARKETING AND SALES OPERATIONS

Miami, FL— Wednesday, December 28, 2011— N-Control, makers of the Avenger Controller accessory, have categorically dismissed third party contractor Paul Christoforo and his marketing operation, known alternately as Ocean Distribution or Ocean Marketing. This separation from Mr. Christoforo extends to all business interests of N-Control, its founders, and its officers. Mr. Christoforo does not and never did own, in whole or in part, a stake in N-Control LLC nor its affiliated companies (Kotkin Enterprises, iControl LLC).

Following the publication of an email chain between Mr. Christoforo and one of N-Control's customers, punctuated by Mr. Christoforo's acknowledgement of his conduct, N-Control immediately proceeded to extricate Mr. Christoforo's access to their email and social media accounts, a process that is still ongoing. In the interim, a Gmail address and Twitter account (AvengerDefender@gmail.com and @AvengerDefender, respectively) have been set up for press inquiries and customer service needs.

David Kotkin, the inventor and founder of the Avenger Controller, created the product to help one of his students who had a physical disability. The student wanted to play games the way that everyone else could. The Avenger evolved from a homemade solution for a deserving child into an even more sophisticated controller accessory, capable of enhancing even the most skilled gamer's performance.

"Everyone deserves the opportunity to be a part of the gaming community in a fun, positive way." said David Kotkin, Avenger founder. "I created the Avenger to make people happy. I deeply regret that so many people have any negative feelings toward it as a result of what has happened, especially since I've seen first-hand what an impact it can have on gameplay."

Kotkin continued, "What I'm most concerned about is doing right by our customers. We have dropped the ball by giving them delivery estimates that did not come through as expected. We didn't expect that the demand would be so great, and we should have done a better job communicating that. Our new team is taking all necessary action to correct that going forward. I hope that people will give us a chance to earn back the faith they may have lost."

All existing orders will be honored, and PS3 Avenger pre-order customers will all be extended the same $10 discount that some have already received. To clarify, customers who have already received $10 off their pre-order are not eligible for an additional discount. N-Control agrees with "Customer Dave" that all of our PS3 early adopters deserve to be rewarded for their trust in the Avenger.

N-Control would like to publicly apologize to existing and potential customers, as well as the gaming community at large, for allowing Mr. Christoforo to abuse his power so unforgivably. The Avenger was invented to provide greater accessibility to disabled gamers, and bullying tactics are the last thing that should be associated with this product.

In the effort to dispel various misconceptions that have been forwarded via news reports and social media, N-Control is offering the following clarifications on a variety of subjects:

N-Control has hired an independent consultant, Austin, Texas-based Moisés Chiullan (@moiseschiu), to field press inquiries and oversee sales and marketing operations going forward. They ask that customers and the press alike bear with them as they field the tens of thousands of emails and other messages that N-Control has received. It is his intent that N-Control should respond personally to everyone who has emailed the info@avengercontroller.com address regarding this situation.

"We have to move forward and take care of Avenger's customers," Chiullan said. "I can't worry about the fact that there isn't a bus big enough for me to throw Paul Christoforo under. The internet did that for me. I think they set him on fire too." He continued, "I just hope that people will have the common decency to leave his wife and child out of all this. They didn't send those emails, Paul did."

All PS3 Avenger pre-orders are currently slated to ship by January 15th at the latest. Some orders will ship in advance of January 15th. In consideration of the events of the past two days, N-Control ask their customers to bear with them as they sort out updating individual order estimates. General updates regarding shipping will be regularly delivered to customers starting next week.

At no time during his tenure with N-Control did Mr. Christoforo have direct access to customer credit card information. N-Control does not retain any customer credit card data for online orders, which are all processed via Google Checkout or Paypal.

Ocean Marketing aka Paul Christoforo owns no stake in the Avenger Controller nor N-Control, and does not stand to profit from further sales of the device either through N-Control or authorized resellers.

Contrary to how Mr. Christoforo may have presented events (in public or private), N-Control never directly endorsed nor had knowledge of his communication with customers in the manner found in his correspondence with "Customer Dave", who still wants his Avengers, despite everything that has transpired.

Steps have been taken to ensure that all future customer communication is transparently visible to management at N-Control. N-Control regrets sincerely that the trust they placed in Mr. Christoforo was so abused and betrayed and, as a result, may have tainted their reputation with existing and potential customers and partners.

Regarding "Afternoon Artists", a company registered with the Florida Division of Corporations that lists Paul Christoforo as Treasurer, N-Control has the following statement: "This secondary business has never so much as opened a bank account, much less operated in any form outside of paperwork being filed. It was originally intended that Mr. Christoforo would serve as an investor in this company, which, again, has never operated in any capacity, nor will it in the future."

N-Control employs Eli Schwartz as a part-time Social Media Consultant. He is an enthusiastic high school student who became one of the Avenger's earliest super fans, meeting the founder at a trade show. Mr. Kotkin is proud to encourage the development of a bright, enthusiastic young person like Eli.

Eli Schwartz is not, however, in charge of Marketing or PR for N-Control. Previous news reports have credited him as Marketing Manager, a title Mr. Schwartz gave himself without the consent or advance knowledge or N-Control management. This occurred during the period of greatest upheaval following Mr. Christoforo's dismissal, and N-Control regrets that this mixed messaging reached the public. All press inquiries and media requests should instead be directed to Moisés Chiullan at the AvengerDefender@gmail.com address.

Contrary to rumors and speculation, Eli Schwartz's Twitter account is his own and not controlled by Paul Christoforo. Mr. Schwartz is a minor, and consequently, N-Control would appreciate the press and the public's discretion in their dealings with him.

For the foreseeable future, N-Control's official Twitter account will be "@AvengerControl", as N-Control does not have access to "@NControlAvenger". N-Control is not responsible for the content of any Twitter feeds associated with Paul Christoforo.

For the foreseeable future, N-Control requests that customers discontinue use of the toll-free phone number displayed on the AvengerController.com website, as well as any other means of contact found there. Instead, customers should direct communication to AvengerDefender@gmail.com. They ask for patience due to the events of the last two days. Keep an eye on @AvengerControl on Twitter for updates.

For more details regarding N-Control and Avenger Controller, contact press agent Moisés Chiullan, at AvengerDefender@gmail.com.

For more information, follow Avenger Controllers on Twitter: @AvengerControl

AdFreak’s Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 30-21

It's been a crazy year on AdFreak. This week, we're counting down the 50 most-read stories on the blog in 2011 (not counting the features shown in the sidebar). We continue today with No. 30 down to No. 21. Check back all this week as we count down to No. 1.

  1. 'Take This Lollipop' Gives You a Lovely Facebook Stalker

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  2. Pets Try to Figure Out Their Owners in Adoption Ads

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  3. Tiny Giraffes From DirecTV Ads Now for Sale

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  4. Starbucks Officially Switches to Its New Logo

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  5. How You Act When You're Drunk vs. How You Think You Act

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  6. Find Your Canine 'Doggelganger' With This Pedigree App

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  7. Jennifer Aniston Goes Topless in Smartwater Ad

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  8. 1920s NYC Subway Train Back in Service for 'Boardwalk Empire'

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  9. Art Director Makes Wife Nerdiest Yet Coolest Gift Ever

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  10. Worst Ad Campaign of the Year? Sheets Energy Strips

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Previously:
AdFreak's Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 50-41
AdFreak's Top 50 Stories of 2011: No. 40-31